Evan ([info]agente) wrote,
  • Mood: creative

New Year = New Changes

I resolve to work with neglected coworkers. (my own).
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader and McSlurry.(due to them being so low cal.)
Finally, I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

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Anonymous

January 8 2006, 05:45:25 UTC 6 years ago

Ringing ...

Have you ever rang the stewardess button just to get a phone number?
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